I just want to curl up and hide under the sheets of my bed and play the Carpenter's song, "Rainy days and Mondays" because its just what I'm feeling now. Rain crumps my style but rain on a Monday? I'm telling you it double crumps my style, not a good start for me. Hmmm then I got into thinking about everything else that drives me up the wall and I made a list of it. So if you hate me, that should give you an idea of how to get to my nerves. Oh, I'm touched by my own thoughtfulness.
- when the alarm goes off 5 minutes after I fall asleep
- loud people (I know a lot of those at work)
- posers (they're everywhere)
- people with no sense of humor (bite me)
- people with bad odor (yuck)
- traffic
- smoke (can't stand the smell)
- ass kissers (also know a lot from work)
- people who don't smile (there's this pantry lady who needs a lesson on the benefits of a smile)
- too much heat
- LBM (this one is a killer hahaha)
- nosy people
- our neighbor's dog (barks in the middle of the night)
- people who share their stinky farts (keep it to yourself)
- when I don't have change
- bad customer service
- chores (allergic to it)
- when I'm short on dough
The list could go on but I gotta give keyboard a rest, ciao!